Some the basics:

• Don't fight (Although Ray's "crazy laugh" is allowed), taunting (except for Daniel "All Day" Robinson), flirt (Sharkawy sisters...) or slide tackle (no exceptions). The refs don't like these things.
  
  
• Guy goals are worth one. Girl goals are worth two. When Martin shares one of his classic giggles, that's priceless.
  
  
• In indoor only, there is a limit of 6 guy goals total per game. After that, only girls can score. Preferably, goals are scored against the other team... Shelley.
  
  
• When Jered makes one of his signature saves, all must sing in unison: "That's Jerod!" for Indoor or "It can only be Jeeeroood!" for outdoor.
  
  
• There is a limit of 3 goals one guy can score per game (i.e. the "Abhi rule").
  
  
• Any girl can score as many goals as possible per game. Amy takes this quite literally.
  
  
• If you ever feel exhausted, summon strength by calling upon the memory of Javier blazing up and down the field. Either that, or him hunched over the trash can dry heaving from exhaustion.
  
  
• There is no offsides in indoor. That's all. I've got nothing witty to say about offsides.
  
  
• If you know what's good for you, you'll do as Tim says. ; )
  
  
• Goalkeepers can use their hands. Julia... you're not the goalkeeper.
  
  
• Everyone must wear shin-guards. Socks are usually not optional... Shamain.
  
  
• No outdoor cleats allowed in indoor. But Michael will always bring a little something extra.
  
  
• Under no circumstance is Froh allowed to walk (or smoke).
  
  
• Always obey your charming team captain without question.
  
  
• And seriously... win or lose, Angie must score.

That's pretty much it.