Some the basics:

• Don't fight (especially with each other), curse (except for Brian), flirt (Sharkawy sisters...) or slide tackle (no exceptions). The refs don't like these things.
  
  
• Guy goals are worth one. Girl goals are worth two. When Julia scores, that's priceless.
  
  
• There is a limit of 6 guy goals total per game. After that, only girls can score. Preferably, goals are scored against the other team... Shelley.
  
  
• There is a limit of 3 goals one guy can score per game. Any girl can score as many girls as she wants per game. Girls get everything.
  
  
• No offsides. Amy, that means you can just on the other end and score goal after goal. We really don't mind.
  
  
• Goalkeepers can use their hands. Just wanted to make sure Tim knew this.
  
  
• Everyone must wear shin-guards. Socks are usually not optional... Shamain.
  
  
• No outdoor cleats. But Michael must always bring a little something extra.
  
  
• Under no circumstance are Abhi and Froh allowed to walk (or smoke).
  
  
• Team Captain Stephen Boudreau must be referenced as either "King of Wisdom" or "Your Highness" when on the field.
  
  
• And seriously... win or lose, Angie must score.

That's pretty much it.